Justin's making so much money with his job as a dance that he could care less about his schoolwork. George offers to take Emmett on a world tour. While having sex with Emmett in the bathroom on an airplane, George dies of a heart attack. Carl returns to the Diner to ask Debbie out on a date.
morelessMichael: We're being pulled over. Fuck!
Ted: (to Brian) Do you have anything on you?
Brian: Yeah, 16 pounds of cocaine and 24 ounces of heroin.
Ted: This is no time to be funny!
Brian: Who's being funny?
Michael: You deserve a fabulous life, Em. As fabulous as you.
Ted: I wanna go to Berlin, Amsterdam, Prague...
Ben: Great art, great history.
Ted: Great men.
Ted: If I were Brian, I'd go crazy seeing all those guys pawing my boyfriend. (Brian enters)
Brian: You know, it must be true what they say about deafening music damaging your eardrums. I could swear I heard you say if you were me.
Justin: You once told me you wanted to make me the best homosexual it was possible for me to be. Doesn't that include being a man? Brian: Sometimes a man knows when to accept help.
George: Don't be such a sissy. Emmett: Any other impossible requests?
Cop: You were doing 60 in a 35-mile zone. Michael: Wow, what do you know? Math. Give the officer a jelly donut.
Michael: She hit me. My mother **** hit me! Ted: She's always hitting you. Brian: That's how she shows her affection. Michael: I mean for real. Brian: Well, what did Mikey do? Michael: I told her she was pathetic for dating that **** cop. Ted: You know, if she keeps this up, we're going to have to take her honorary queer button away. Michael: Where are her values? Her principles? Brian: You know how it is when you want cock they're the first things to go.
Debbie: Yeah, well, you can't dictate to your kids about how to live their life or whom to love. And the more you do, the worse it gets. Carl: Sounds like we're talking from personal experience here. Debbie: My son's seeing somebody who's HIV-positive. Carl: Holy shit! Debbie: That's what I said. But try talking to him and he'll bite your head off.
Michael: Ben's still working on his book, so I figured I'd come down here... have dinner with you and mom... try a little diplomacy. Vic: Well, if you mean about you and him, forget it. She's dug her high heels in and she's not budging. Michael: It's still worth a try. Vic: Not tonight. She's got a date. Michael: With a man? Vic: Of course with a man. Why should she be any different from us?
Ted: Michael's got Ben. You've got Justin. Even Emmett has George, for Christ's sake. How come everybody's got someone except me? Brian: The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because you don't want one. Ted: I don't? Brian: If you had one, it would challenge the well-established opinion you have of yourself as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. Therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you, then you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, when in fact you've gotten exactly what you wanted; namely, nothing. Ted: Well, thank you, Dr. Kinney. You've saved me years of therapy not to mention several thousand dollars.
This is the first time we see Brian allow Justin to top.
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