The annual contest, King of Babylon is up. The gang goes to Babylon, and Justin tells Brian we should go home to have sex. Brian responds, by if he can't find anyone, He'll be his back up. Justin gets fed up of Brian not wanting him. By this time, Brian has already found a guy, and is about to leave, when Justin name is called to be the next contestant. Justin turns the table, and does his stripper dance, that makes ever guy (including Brian's date) want him. Justin is crowned king, and Brian gets a bit jealous when Justin takes Brian's date and have a quick fuck downstairs. Vic goes to jail after an undercover cop starts to jerk off next to him in a shopping mall bathroom; His bail is set high after, having an early incident back in the day when Debbie and Vic where teens and got caught with a joint. Vic then gets out of jail, after paying his bail.
morelessTed: Hail to the king. Justin: What a night. Brian: So how was he? Justin: He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, and I fucked him all night. I think my dick's gonna be sore for a week. Brian: That's enough. Michael: Actually, I'd like to hear more. Ted: Speak slowly, and enunciate. (Brian flicks Ted's hand.) Justin: Uh... he gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. That was kinda kinky. (guys at the table begin to laugh) After a while though, he got really clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again. Brian: So, what'd you tell him? Justin: I told him that he could see me in his dreams.
Sheba: Our next contestant likes younger men. His favorite pastime is feeling superior, and his special skill is manipulating people. David(to Brian): Must be you. Sheba: Let's put our hands together for Pittsburgh's hunkiest chiropractor, Dr. David Cameron! (David's shocked) David: You asshole! Sheba: Dr.Cameron! Michael: I thought you were signing up yourself. Brian: Now, why would I do that? You know I find this obsession with youth and abs and sex so appalling.
Sheba: What's with the long face, sweetheart? Justin: Nothing...this guy. Sheba: Ain't it always? So, what did this guy do? Justin: He takes me for granted. Sheba: A walking wet dream like you can have anyone he wants. Justin: I know. That's the part I find so irritating! Sheba: Maybe he needs to know it. Maybe everybody needs to know it.
Music: "You Look So Fine" by Garbage.
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