Brian and Justin are wrapped up in the heat of their passion when Brian has a flashback of his surgery. Needless to say, it changes the mood and Brian's passion is easily cooled. Brian finds his frustration and confusion growing after the incident, especially when his mother, Joan, pays him a visit after Debbie tells her about his illness. Her visit with Brian escalates into a heated argument, but his fury somehow gets Brian back into the groove he was looking to find.
Michael and Ben plan an evening with Hunter at the mall, but when a former student of Ben's by the name of Anthony, who is also an aspiring writer and admirer of Ben's work, invites him to attend a lecture by a respected author, Ben cancels the plans with his family. Anthony attempts to get intimate with Ben, but Ben lets him know he has the wrong idea. Anthony explains he's always admired Ben and wanted to be like him. That's why he wants Ben to give him "the gift" - to make him HIV positive.
At Kinnetik, Brian and Ted hear that Brown Athletics is committing a large sum of money for a sports figure to model their new underwear line. Ted commits to finding them one and begins his research immediately. When Emmett finds Ted flipping through a sports magazine at the diner, he nonchalantly suggests that Ted pitch the idea to football pro Drew Boyd, an idea that gets Ted easily excited, however he finds disappointment in the fact that the athlete is "straight". Behind closed doors, Emmett talks to Drew and ultimately convinces him to be the new Brown Athletics underwear model.
Conflicted over her feelings for Sam Auerbach, Lindsay tries to resolve her feelings by ignoring him, in spite of the fact that he's still in her thoughts as she and Melanie make love. In another effort to avoid him, she decides not to attend the opening of the show. Melanie tries to convince her to go but she relents, finally arriving at the gallery as the last guests are leaving. She's surprised to find Sam still there. Alone in the gallery, he pulls her close and passionately kisses her.
Michael: If he's out hustling again I will rip his fucking balls off, as my mother would affectionately say.
Brian: Yea, well, maybe you can also stop me from thinking about what's no longer there, and in it's place is this piece of plastic. Or from picturing them sucking a bloody disease ridden ball out of me. or from feeling so sh*tty from having them burn me to a crisp with their ray gun that all I wanna do is dig a hole and crawl in, only I'm too busy vomiting. Who knows? Maybe then I might even be able to get it up. Justin: There's got to be something. Brian: Whatever it is, it's not a cup of Lipton's.
Justin: So, that happy time tea actually worked? Brian: Unlikely. Justin: Whence the woody? Brian: Let's just say that God gave me a second chance. I don't wanna blow it, but, you feel free to.
Justin: I sense a 'rise' in your demeanor, what happened? Brian: My mother made me realize I got a second chance, and I don't wanna blow it. But you feel free to.
(At the diner...) Ted: Drew Boyd? Pity he's straight: what team is he on? Basketball? Football? Rugby? Volleyball? Emmett: Honey, balls are balls. Ted: Except that there's a kind you don't want to throw or kick.
Joan: It's not too late. You can still change. I know you can. Brian: I can? Joan: Well, it won't be easy. You'll have to fight temptation. Be strong. Harden yourself. Brian: I wanna be hard, Mom. You have no idea how much I want to be hard. Oh, Lord, make me hard so that I can fuck every hot guy I see! That's why God gave me a second chance, Mom, so that I can use the one ball I have left. Joan: Shame! Shame on you! Brian: If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven with you.
Drew: Name one fag every kid wants to grow up to be. Emmett: Harvey Fierstein?
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