Brian gets involved briefly with Kip, a younger co-worker who's been with the company only a few months. Melanie flirts with one of the guests at a baby shower she and Lindsay are hosting for another lesbian couple. When Ted and Michael discover Emmett is throwing out his porn collection and toys, he tells them about the "See the Light" group he's joined. After another fight with Lindsay, Melanie ends up at a bar with Marianne, then back at her place. When Ted and Michael discover that Emmett's favorite porn star is in town, they offer him $1,000 to seduce Emmett and "save" him from the group they believe is brainwashing him. Brian refuses Kip's request that he recommend him for a promotion on the grounds that he doesn't have enough experience, then reminds him not to expect special favors just because they're both gay. Melanie confesses to Lindsay that she cheated on her and moves out. Emmett tells Michael and Ted that he resisted the temptation that was Zack O'Tool, and that he must distance himself from them if he wants to continue seeing the "true light." Ryder informs Brian that Kip is suing him and the company for sexual harassment.
morelessBrian has sex with Kip more than once, breaking his rule again. The first time was with Justin.
[The scene where Brian nails Kip in his office.] Right after the shot of a letter opener falling and landing point first in the floor, it shows Kip... and right by his arm -- still on the desk -- is the same letter opener.
Michael: You fucked him in your office! Brian: He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time. Michael: You're unbelievable. Brian: That's what he said.
Brian: You hooked Emmett up with Zack O'Tool? Michael: I wish I could be been there to see his face. He open that door and saw him... Ted: ... standing there. Justin: Zack O'Tool have supposed to have a twelve-inch dick. Michael: How do you know who Zack O'Tool is? Justin: Everyone knows who the 'Manrammer' is. Michael: Even schoolboys? Ted: That's part of the curriculum. 'Gay Porn Stars 101.'
Zack: Well, there's only one way to break this deadlock. (Audience holds its collective breath, Zack rips off his shirt, and then rips off his pants. Shot from behind, his dick falls, like, halfway to the floor. The other eleven jurors rip off their clothes, too, and the crowd bursts into applause) Michael: This must be how they reached a verdict in the O.J. trial.
Brian: Don't tell me no one's ever had a Big O at the Big Q. Michael: I wouldn't know. Brian: Well, I would and first hand. And I mean first hand experiences. Michael: Are you sayin...? Brian: Remember last Christmas when I came to pick you up and you sending me up for Santa's workshop? Michael: Not Santa! Don't tell me you fucked Santa? Brian: Not even I would do that. (pause) I'm not into fat. It was his elf. Michael: You didn't! Brian: What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches.
Music: "Careful" by Wild Strawberries; "Funky Noise" by Quincy Freak; "Watch Them Come" by Roy Davis Jr.; "Vibe" by The Step Kings; "Beautiful Way" by Beck; "La Guitaristic House Organisation" by Rinocerose; "Track 10" by Greek Buck; "Keep Reaching" by Halo
Michael: They haven't offered you any kool-aid yet have they? This is a reference to the mass group suicide of the People's Temple Cult. In November, 1978, cult leader Jim Jones ordered his followers to drink grape kool-aid mixed with potassium cyanide after U.S. Rep. Leo Ryan of California and a team of reporters visited their South America compound to investigate reports of abuse. 913 members died.
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