Queer Duck

Season 1 Episode 1

Fiddler on the Roofie

Aired Unknown Unknown on Showtime
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Episode Summary

Fiddler on the Roofie
Queer Duck babysits his nephew, who finds an interesting collection of video tapes.

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • (After Queer Duck turns off the porno)
        Little Lucky: Hey! I was watching that!
        Openly Gator (Handing him a drink): Here! (Little Lucky drinks it)
        Little Lucky: Why did you turn it off? I'm gonna---(Passes out)
        Queer Duck (To Openly Gator) Did you give my nephew a roofie?
        Openly Gator: ...Half!

      • Queer Duck Wanna watch a tape? I got everything: Yentl, Funny Girl, Funny Lady, Yentl the director's cut...

      • Openly Gator: The whole party's coming back to me! This place was wall-to-wall cock! (Sees Little Lucky) coke! We were doing coke...a-cola. We drank Coca Cola and Mountain Dew and Doctor Poppers--eh Pepper!
        Queer Duck: Go back to bed.
        Openly Gator: Good idea...
        Little Lucky: Who was that?
        Queer Duck: The boogeyman.

      • Lucky: Looks like you had a party! Was it a hot babe party? Or just beer with the boys?
        Queer Duck: Uhm... mostly boys.

      • Queer Duck: Boy... some party.
        Openly Gator: Was it? I can't remember a thing.
        Hippo: Hey, keep it down, man! (The two notice that the hippo is in bed with them)
        Openly Gator: Christ! How did I miss a hippo?

      • Lucky: Hey look! Pokemon!
        Queer Duck: But I don't own (Eyes the adult film "Poke Your Man") Ohhhh...
        Lucky: What're those two men doing?
        Queer Duck: They're... they're inflating each other! Let's just turn this off... in... just a minute...

      • Lil Lucky: (To Queer Duck)My Dad said he used to beat you up everyday.
        Queer Duck: Yes, he made me what I am today.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (3)