Ted: More tea, Your Majesty?
Queen Elizabeth II (impersonator): Thanks, you big queen.
Ted: Ted: [in a faux-British accent] Well, I never.
Kyan: I love a girl that says 'dude'.
Carson: He has not written the clues out yet, and she's at the door.
Ted: He's currently clueless.
Carson: I thought if he answered the door only in high-heeled shoes and a smile, it'd be a really memorable afternoon.
Jai: He learned how to make hospital corners.
Carson: That's a mental-hospital corner.
Kyan: We put the 'tail' in 'detail'.
Carson: In the words of Joey Lawrence, 'whoa!'
Ted: Shopping is hard work, Thom.
Carson: Nothing says professor or Mr. Rogers like a cardigan.
Carson: Let's start spendin' it like Beckham!
Jai: Everyone loves a nice package.
Thom (about a furry bench): This is kinda fun.
Darin: It's hairy.
Thom: It's like Carson's hair, but soft, not brittle.