Queer Eye Season 2 Episode 2

Carson: I think we should make him a little less geeky, a little more chic-ey.

Carson: Oh my goodness! The hills are alive with the sound of bad footwear.

Thom (Stamping on plastic glass): We're very safe Jewish people.

Kyan: And then you stand in the shower with an electrical device. Which always seems like a good idea.

Kyan: Oh my gaudy!

David: You've earned my trust.
Thom: Are you serious or are you kidding?

Thom: I'm the straight guy, you're the decorator. You tell me what to do.

Thom: Was it fun being gay?

Thom: We're going to use a dragging brush... It doesn't mean you dress up as a woman when you use it.

Carson: Love you more than my Louis!
Jai: And that's a lot. Trust me.

Jai: Thom, let me drive! Let me drive!
Thom: No! Get away! Get away!

Thom: I'd have to wear rose colored glasses in this house because it's so HARRIBLE!

Carson: You're the business partner. You're the Dolce of Dolce and Gabana. You're the Pra of Prada.

Fab Five (singing to the tune of Havah Nagila): Yarmulke, I lost my yarmulke...