It has to be said (and I am probably boring - and predictable - as all heck for saying this) but mine is Carsen. He's hilarious! Yes, he sounds extra queer but I love his sense of style 90% of the time, he looks fab in a suit and he is incredibly funny! Even my 20-year old, resolutely hetero son loves him!
My son also likes Kyan because he follows ALL his grooming techniques and work out advice. And we are in agreement that Ted sounds and acts least gay.