Queer Eye

Season 4 Episode 13

From Big Boy to Broadway Baby: Eric S

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Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Aug 29, 2006 on Bravo

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    • Ted: Eric weights more than 300lbs.
      Kyan: 300lbs! That's like three of Jai, two of me, and like, one and a half of Thom.

      Carson (to woman on treadmill): Keep going! You're almost in Michigan!

      Jai (to Eric, while pumping iron): You're trying to get smaller and I'm trying to get bigger.

      Ted: Do you guys have uneven parallel bars here? I want to do a round off double pike.

      Carson (holding up jeans): These are a 38. If we could get you in these, I'd be the happiest little girl in the world.
      Eric: So would I. (pause) Maybe I wouldn't.

      Thom: None of this furniture is worthy of the amount of stairs you had to carry it up.

      Kyan (to Eric's roommate, Mark): You are clean people, you just never dust. But you have cute hair.
      Mark: Thank you.
      Kyan: Do you exfoliate?
      Thom: Kyan is that a pickup line? (in a sexy voice) "Do you exfoliate?"
      Mark: I don't even know what exfoliating is!

      Fab Five (chanting): LOSE THE WEIGHT WE DECORATE! LOSE THE WEIGHT WE DECORATE!

      Dr. Jana Klauer: A waist size over 40 inches increases your risk for type two diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and numerous cancers.
      Carson: Not to mention limiting your shopping options.

      Carson (as Eric is being X rayed): I can see your coccyx!

      Carson (serving coffee) I hope you like it rich and black, I made it like I like my men.

      Eric (upset at being told what to do): It's not a lack of knowledge. No one's like, "No, cookies? I thought they were great for you!" Of course they're not! Everybody knows this!
      Thom: But not everyone is 400lbs! Like, I eat a cookie from time to time, but I'm not 400lbs.
      Ted: No, you're not a smidge over 380!

      Kyan (to Eric) So you're familiar with the gym?
      Eric: I am, I've been in there.
      Kyan: So you can show Ted a thing or two.
      Ted: What is this strange place?
      Kyan: Ted, this is a gym!

      Kyan (about the fitness instructor): Steve has developed a technique he calls speedball, that we're going to do.
      Steve: Speedball is a medicine ball class and it's going to add some motion training to your workout.
      Ted: So it's not the kind of speedball that Keith Richards would do?
      Kyan and Steve: No, no!

      Steve (about to start the class): Live for the beat, that's all that matters.
      Ted: Live for the beat? I always do.

      Steve: Okay, everyone gets a blue ball.
      Kyan: Fun with blue balls!
      Ted: What the hell is fun about blue balls?
      (Later, as they are exercising with the blue medicine balls)
      Kyan: How are your blue balls, Ted?
      Ted: I'm livin' the beat.

      Kyan (to Eric): You need to go, I'm going to stay here and kick Ted's ass a little bit...
      Ted: Hoohoo, you think so! (Does karate kick toward Kyan)

      Thom: Let's find a table for him to sit at. Look at this one. This is waterproof and breathable.
      Ted: Which you really want in a table. I think this was supposed to be on like a sweater or something, and some joker stuck it on a table.

      Carson: Oh and the pink pants!
      Steve's mother: I don't think so.
      Carson: For me.
      Steve's mother: Oh, for you! Yes.

      Thom (showing off Steve's newly designed bedroom): He's going to have some good-ass sex in here!

      Jai: We would like to welcome you to the Roundabout Theatre Company at Studio 54.
      Carson: So many famous people threw up here in the '70s.

  • Notes

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    • Jai: We would like to welcome you to the Roundabout Theatre Company at Studio 54.
      Carson: So many famous people threw up here in the '70s.
      Studio 54 (now a theatre) was a legendary New York club in the '70s, famous for wild hedonism and frequented by celebrities.

    • Ted: So it's not the kind of speedball that Keith Richards would do?
      'Speedball' is a slang name for the drug cocktail made of mixing cocaine and heroin (although in this episode it refers to a ball used for sports). Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is infamous for his drug use.

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