Kyan: You have slutty hair.
Steven: Yep, I'm a slut.
Thom: (enters the shop before Steven) Sorry, ladies before gentlemen.
Kyan: (looks in the shower) You could put a harness in here. Good times.
Thom: Let me get this straight - your friend, is a straight hairstylist, with wicker furniture. I think he's got something he's not telling you.
Kyan: This is a nose hair trimmer. (uses it on Steven)
Steven: Ouch! You shit ass rat!
(Carson walks in)
Steven: I'm crying
it's a weeble wobble thing that only straight people have-jai
27% of car accidents are caused by juzing-carson
(about 1 of Steven's co-hosts)
first off you got a mouth like a trucker,secondly your mean and thirdly give him his clothes back!-carson
stop it, that's so gay!-carson
(Jackie's been wrapped in a curtain)
it's so gone with the wind!,as god as my witness, I'll never wear taffetta again!-carson
tuck it in!-carson
no it's sin!-steven
these shoes won't make me gay?-steven
(bending over Steven to put on a shoe)No, but this will-carson
I have a kick ass blender!-steven
Damn you, fruit smoothie!-ted
(carson is holding a ugly jacket)
come on,that's mohair-Steven
No,it's just hair-Carson
Steven dresses/gets ready to "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles, the first song that ever aired on MTV.