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Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 30

Home on the Ranch: Scott B

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Apr 12, 2005 on Bravo
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Episode Summary

Home on the Ranch: Scott B
The Fab Five finish off their Texan trip with a visit to the ranch. Scott B recently returned home to his family ranch, and he brought a girlfriend and a baby daughter with him. The Fab Five throw a barbeque to help Scott welcome Jessica and Katherine to the family.moreless

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (1)

      • Carson (As the baby takes a drink): Doesn't a pina colada taste good in the morning?

        Kyan (Twirling a lasso over his head): I'm gonna lasso me a gay man!

        Carson (Opening fridge: Behind door number one is your very own penicillin farm! Yes, you and a friend can cure various diseases with your very own home penicillin kit!

        Thom (Watching the horses): She just turned around and kicked him!
        Jessica: She wants to show them that she's dominant.
        Thom (to the horse): You're a real bitch!

        Carson is dancing around the kitchen waving a sausage, which gets caught in the ceiling fan. A piece is cut off and thrown across the room, almost hitting Ted.
        Carson: I got my sausage caught in the ceiling fan!
        Ted: Oh wait, ah! So close to my head.

        Carson: I think these boys are itchin' to get their legs wrapped around some big, solid horseflesh.

        Kyan (wearing chaps): The gays wear chaps, too, but it's really kind of a different thing.

        Carson (As Thom rides a horse): Is Thom on a stud?
        Thom: Yeah.

        Kyan: What do you use on their manes to make them so shiny?

        Thom (to Carson): Thanks, Grandma, for drivin' so slow.

        Carson: D'you like it? D'you love it? D'you want some more of it?

        Ted: Beers, steers and here's the queers!

        Carson: He's also not wearing the shirt I told him to wear. He's so dissing me right now!

        Carson: Look, he's braiding raffia!
        Ted: He's a regular florist.
        Carson: He's a raffia whisperer.
        Ted: He's eating the raffia.
        Carson: Don't eat the raffia!

    • NOTES (1)

      • Jai Rodriguez named this as the Fab Five's least favorite episode, as he claimed Scott B was cold to them and to his girlfriend.

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