Kyan Douglas counts this as his favorite episode.
Jai: I'm going to get him a certificate that says "I lost my hair!".
Carson: Let's torch the place!
(Ted an Laura are using an alphabet puzzle)
Ted: Laura, what does this spell?
Ted: And who's tragic?
Laura: My dad.
Kyan: (playing with a Mr. Potate head) toupee, not toupee.
Carson: (about Richard's suits) Single, double, single, single, ugly...
Ted: (to a plant holder) So, where's your head?
Thom: (pushes Carson in the closet) Look! I got the gay guy in the closet!
Carson: It's Dark in here.
Carson: I don't like the baby's shirt, it doesn't go with his bone structure.
Thom: He's neurotic and needy. God he's like everyone I date!
Carson: Take me away, Calgon.
When Carson goes into the bathroom, he quotes from a classic TV commercial for Calgon bath products, in which a woman unwinds in the bathroom.
Richard: This is like a Cosby moment.
Richard compares his own happy family moment to the heartwarming family show, The Cosby Show.