This is the episode submitted to the Primetime Emmy Awards panel in 2004 for consideration in the 'Outstanding Reality Program." Queer Eye won!
Carson: Let's go to the mall to pick up boys!
Kyan (wearing feathers in his hair): I'm feeling my inner Pochantas.
Kyan: You know, there really is such a thing as too many dried flowers.
Ted (to Christina): Your brother's hunky.
Steve: This is so much better than college food.
Carson: If we didn't get snaps him it would have been ugly.
(Ted & Thom are playing with a fishing rod. Thom gets the hook caught in his mouth)
Ted: Look! I caught a fag! I caught a homosexual!
Carson: Gay, good. Gray, bad.
Corrine: Are we in the right house?
Christina: This is my new daddy!