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Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 5

Queer Eye for a Not-So-Straight Guy: Wayne H.

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Jun 29, 2004 on Bravo
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Queer Eye for a Not-So-Straight Guy: Wayne H.
Wayne is typical of many of the make-betters on Queer Eye. He's kind of a slob, isn't interested in fashion or how his apartment is decorated, eats nothing but junk food, and hasn't dated since spliiting from his boyfriend five years ago. Wait a minute, boyfriend? In a special episode running during Gay Pride Week, the Fab Five makeover one of their own for the first time.moreless

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (9)

      • Ted: Dress your drinks, to give them color, and looks. Lemon? Lime? BORING! Accessorize with more exotic fruits, like Starfruit, or even flowers. Drink gay! (takes a drink)

      • Carson: Raining outside? Good news for wet shoes - put a dried newspaper inside them, to keep their form.

      • Thom: Mirrors don't lie, but they can expand your space. Get a mirror, and start living large.

      • Wayne: (sings a song about bicycles) And I like the way they feel, under my ass.

      • Thom: (Wayne enters the gay bar) Striped shirts as far as the eye can see!

      • Kyan: You can tell he's not a straight girl because he's not going...
        Fab 5: Awesome!

      • Ted: There's our bitchy queen.

      • Ted: We should have given him a bong.

      • Jai: It just goes to show: bad taste does not discriminate.
        Ted: They'll let anybody by gay these days!
        Thom: Exactly. How did he get his gay card?

        Kyan: There's a disco shower curtain in here. Ted, have you seen this? This beats all the shower curtain I've ever come in contact with.

        Ted (looking at a studded bracelet): This is for his wrist, right? Because...you know.

        Thom (about a massaging shower brush): Our sisters in the other community... they love these.

        (Carson puts an entire hotdog in his mouth and then gags it back up)
        Carson: Ooh, I do have a gag reflex!

        Thom: Why are you getting undressed in the refrigerator?
        Wayne: They told me to.

        Ted (setting up a drinking bird toy): Drink you stupid bird! (bird falls over) I don't know how to work this bird. What does that say about me?

        Carson: I have some terrible news for you, okay? Lesbians have come in, taken all of your clothing, and left nothing but fleece.

        Wayne: Once I got to college I was never alone for very long.
        Ted: I guess that's fun.
        Thom: You were a slut! I love it!

        Thom: You know this leather headboard—which you can clean easily. I don't even want to get into it, but just a little FYI.

        Ted: Man does not live by croutons alone.

        Carson: The only thing that separates us from the heterosexuals is our ability to accesorize.

        Kyan: Don't you love happy endings?

        (Ted is making drinks with cherries in them)
        Wayne: (looking in his drink)Where's my cherry?
        Ted: That's really not something I can answer, Wayne.

        Wayne: How come I don't have a sponge?
        Jai: Why doesn't he have a sponge, Ted?
        Kyan: Why doesn't he have a sponge, Thom?
        Carson: Dammit, Ted. Where's the sponge?
        Ted: I'm not the sponge provider.

        Ted: He lives in a 5th floor walk up.
        Fab Five: NNNOOO!!!!!

        Wayne (going through CDs): Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna...
        Carson: Okay he's gay.

    • NOTES (1)

      • This episode aired during Gay Pride Month. Post-production and editing on this episode was completed in less than half the usual time, to meet this deadline.

    • ALLUSIONS (0)