This is the first time 'Queer Eye' has made over a gay person.
Ted: Dress your drinks, to give them color, and looks. Lemon? Lime? BORING! Accessorize with more exotic fruits, like Starfruit, or even flowers. Drink gay! (takes a drink)
Carson: Raining outside? Good news for wet shoes - put a dried newspaper inside them, to keep their form.
Thom: Mirrors don't lie, but they can expand your space. Get a mirror, and start living large.
Wayne: (sings a song about bicycles) And I like the way they feel, under my ass.
Thom: (Wayne enters the gay bar) Striped shirts as far as the eye can see!
Kyan: You can tell he's not a straight girl because he's not going...
Fab 5: Awesome!
Ted: There's our bitchy queen.
Ted: We should have given him a bong.
Jai: It just goes to show: bad taste does not discriminate.
Ted: They'll let anybody by gay these days!
Thom: Exactly. How did he get his gay card?
Kyan: There's a disco shower curtain in here. Ted, have you seen this? This beats all the shower curtain I've ever come in contact with.
Ted (looking at a studded bracelet): This is for his wrist, right? Because...you know.
Thom (about a massaging shower brush): Our sisters in the other community... they love these.
(Carson puts an entire hotdog in his mouth and then gags it back up)
Carson: Ooh, I do have a gag reflex!
Thom: Why are you getting undressed in the refrigerator?
Wayne: They told me to.
Ted (setting up a drinking bird toy): Drink you stupid bird! (bird falls over) I don't know how to work this bird. What does that say about me?
Carson: I have some terrible news for you, okay? Lesbians have come in, taken all of your clothing, and left nothing but fleece.
Wayne: Once I got to college I was never alone for very long.
Ted: I guess that's fun.
Thom: You were a slut! I love it!
Thom: You know this leather headboard—which you can clean easily. I don't even want to get into it, but just a little FYI.
Ted: Man does not live by croutons alone.
Carson: The only thing that separates us from the heterosexuals is our ability to accesorize.
Kyan: Don't you love happy endings?
(Ted is making drinks with cherries in them)
Wayne: (looking in his drink)Where's my cherry?
Ted: That's really not something I can answer, Wayne.
Wayne: How come I don't have a sponge?
Jai: Why doesn't he have a sponge, Ted?
Kyan: Why doesn't he have a sponge, Thom?
Carson: Dammit, Ted. Where's the sponge?
Ted: I'm not the sponge provider.
Ted: He lives in a 5th floor walk up.
Fab Five: NNNOOO!!!!!
Wayne (going through CDs): Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna...
Carson: Okay he's gay.
This episode aired during Gay Pride Month. Post-production and editing on this episode was completed in less than half the usual time, to meet this deadline.