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Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 21

Queer Eye for the British Guy: Simon B

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Jan 25, 2005 on Bravo
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Queer Eye for the British Guy: Simon B
The Fab Five have done their best with the straight men of America, and now it's the Brits turn. Former pop star Simon Britton has long wild red hair, a wardrobe of dungarees and bright fluffy sweaters, a tiny house with holes in the wall, and a wicked case of stage fright. Which of these things will hinder him the most as he prepares to release his comeback single? Well, none of them - it's Fab Five to the rescue in Queer Eye's first international make-better.moreless

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (1)

      • Kyan: This is my favorite feature, earplugs, so I don't have to listen to you-know-who.
        Ted: The loud blond?

        Carson: His sound is new, but his look is very Kajagoogoo.

        Carson (about Simon's girlfriend, Mary): He's had a lot of women in his past, but there is something about Mary.

        Thom: It's not only small, it's a health hazard!

        Carson: I've never done a British guy before.
        Thom: Somehow, I think you have.

        Kyan: My God, man, you have a lot of hair... it's very Dexy's Midnight Runners.

        Jai: This is sans the fat, which means without... without flavor, apparently.

        Carson: The great thing about living on a flight path is that sometimes, luggage just falls from the sky.

        Carson (opening the door to Simon's friend): The hottie I ordered is here!

        Thom: Mirror mirror on the wall, you're the ugliest mirror of them all.

        Ted: Former 80s pop star. Did quite well in London, actually. But look at him. He looks like Simply Red.
        Thom: He looks simply tragic.

        Carson: God, you look a little bit like...
        Ted: Cyndi Lauper!
        Carson: Cyndi Lauper. Or, uh...
        Simon: Kenny G.!
        Ted: Is that better?

        Carson (hearing Kyan break a lamp): Sorry about your, ah...
        Ted: Everything.

        Thom:You see. I'm bringing people together with decorating.

        Carson (on Simon's hair)Actually, who did this?
        Simon: Somebody did this about a year ago.
        Graham Norton: Were they licensed?

        Simon: You're not going to ask me to cook, are you?
        Ted: I'm not, no, I'm not going to ask, I'm going to tell you to cook.

        Carson: Chip-chip and queerio, we gotta motor.

        Carson: What are you doing here?.
        Graham Norton: It's London, I live here!

        Carson: What I want to do is kind of celebrate the whole British thing and dress you mostly in British designers. OK? UK?

        Simon: Are they still alive?
        Ted: No no no no no, I'm afraid they are no more.

        Thom: It's amazing that he can find food and water and oxygen all by himself.

        Jai: He's having prawn panic!
        Ted: He's shrimpophobic!

        Jai: C'mon, flip it! Flip it! Flip it!

    • NOTES (1)

      • Graham Norton, who appears in this episode, first met Carson when he was a guest on his show 'The Graham Norton Effect' several months earlier.

    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • The Fab Five make references to various '80s bands and singers during the course of this episode: Kajagoogoo, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Simply Red, Cyndi Lauper, and Kenny G.

      • Carson: There's Something About Mary.
        Carson references the hit comedy movie when he hears Simon's girlfriend's name.