Queer Eye

Carson(Cell phone rings): I'll get it.(pause)Oh sorry,he can't talk, he's with a man right now, ok buh bye. Don't they know we're shopping?!

Kyan: Porcelain skin, bright eyes, great hair, I like her!

Carson: A see through shower curtain, thanks Thom.

Ted(wooden utensil fighting with Kyan): You're dead! I just stabbed you in the heart.(Kyan starts combing Ted's hair)Oh,thanks.I need that. Ted(vacuuming out a drawer):Wow this vacuum cleaner sucks. In that it doesn't. Kyan(playing with numchucks):Look at me. I'm a regular martial arts master. Ted:Kyan, you're going to hit yourself on the head. Kyan:I know. Jai(watching porn and then turning it off): And off it goes. Literally, off it goes. Carson: When you wear that whole black thing you look like a Branch Davidian or something. Carson: Enjoy your privacy.(Carson peeks around the corner) Sean: No peeking,Carson! Sean:You're so much fun. Carson: Oh,Sean. Wait 'til we start making out. Carson(about speed dating): It's like bingo. But at the end you get laid.