Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 11

Refining New York's Finest: Michael Z

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Aug 10, 2004 on Bravo
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Refining New York's Finest: Michael Z
Michael Z is many things to many people: dedicated police officer; devoted son to his widowed mother; surrogate father to his young brother; boyfriend. He's a great guy, but he's not so great at taking care of himself. The Fab Five reward him with a newly decorated apartment, great new wardrobe, and some cool electronic toys, then show him how to cook some simple pasta dishes so he can reward the people that take care of him.moreless

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      • Carson: He needs to face his fears with these five queers.

        Carson: We need to put some fine back in New York's finest.

        Jai: Where's the porn?

        Thom: Your room is pretty scary. I can't believe you have a girlfriend. Good job.

        Carson: If Mike gets on a train in Albany at 2 pm, and Sally gets on a train in Atlanta at 5 pm, how long will it take Mike to realize this tie is the most ugliest thing I've seen in my whole life?

        Thom: How do you know you're in love?
        Michael: In love, I guess, when you think about a person all the time, and I call her like ten times a day.
        Thom: Um, that's actually called a stalker.

        Thom: You have a huge livingroom. Right now you could rollerblade from piece of furniture to piece of furniture. You only have, like, three pieces.

        Ted: So maybe we should take the soy burgers back to your buddies and don't tell 'em what it is. And then they'll kick your ass afterwards, but... it's good!

        Ted: Wait, did you just call a couch "cinnamon"?
        Jai: Wow, you really have been hanging out with Thom.

        Ted: I found something in your fridge that calls itself parmesan cheese and it's (pretends to cry) in a plastic can! Michael grabs for it
        Ted: Wait, it's too late. I already found it, man.

        Thom: He's lighting candles inside of a bookshelf. Can someone say "fire hazard"?

        Kyan: Don't share your nose hair trimmer!
        Carson: What's next? Sharing needles?

        Watching Michael play baseball
        Ted: He hit a homo-run!

        Carson: He's Out!
        Kyan: He's safe!
        Carson: I'm out, he's safe.

        Kyan: How often to you buy new shoes?
        Michael: When they fall apart?
        Kyan pulls the bottom of Michael shoe off
        Kyan: Guess you need new shoes then!

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