(Thom introduces the design contest)
Thom: I am going to play the role of the straight guy. And my girlfriend will be Natalie. Also known as Miss Universe. It's good to be a gay guy, right! I'm going to slip into something we found in, I guess it would have been Adam Zolta's closet.
Carson: Slip into something more heterosexual.
Thom (puts a very large sports jersey on): Oh my God! I feel straighter already! What up ho! I'd like to tap that.