Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 1

Taking on the Twins: Brandon & David B

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Jun 01, 2004 on Bravo
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Taking on the Twins: Brandon & David B
Brandon and David are non-identical twins with identical problems: they're slobs, they pee in bottles when they're too lazy to make it to the bathroom, and their home is covered with 'butt holes' from their frequent wrestling matches. The Fab Five help the pair get their act together for a mature dinner party to help them show their family they are finally growing up.moreless

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  • QUOTES (8)

    • Carson (looking at the holes in the wall caused by wrestling): Butthole here, Butthole there. You'd think you guys are gay...

    • Thom (showing off the new carpeting): This way, you can wrestle until you dislocate a shoulder or something, and not get rug burns! How cool is that?!

    • Carson: Losing a finger can kill a party.

      Thom: I've never decorated around butt holes before so I'm not really sure how to handle that.

      Ted (after Brandon grabs him and lifts him onto his shoulder, spinning him around): Safety meeting! Safety meeting!

      Carson After David lifts him and carries him to the car over his shoulder): Look! I'm in a half-Charles Nelson Reilly.

      The twins and their grandfather all open beer bottles with their teeth)
      Ted: It's called a bottle opener people!
      Kyan: Use it!
      Ted: Widely available!

      Thom: So much for the interior design. The whole house is going to burn down. With 80 candles. Oh my God!

      Thom (grabbing Jai and sneaking out of the front door): This is hopeless, I can't do anything for these people.

      Thom: Now you can wrestle until you dislocate something and not get rug burn!

    • Thom: If you chip it, you know with like a tooth, when you're wrestling? You can have it buffed out. I love it how you guys don't even flinch when I say that.

      Carson: You're from the mall capital of the world, Long Island.

    • Brandon: My mom, she thought my room was nice.
      Carson: Does she have a german shepherd and a cane?

    • Carson: Oh my God! You can't wrestle in the store!

      (Carson tosses a football and completely demolishes a light fixture)
      Carson: Mom always said don't play ball in the house. I so didn't mean to do that!
      Ted: When Gays Throw Footballs.
      Thom: If anything, I will replace that.

    • (on finding a bottle of urine in a twin's room):Do you pee in your room too?-Thom

    • these guys can wrestle!-Brandon about Thom&Kyan

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