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Season 2 Episode 18

The Brady Bunch Does Christmas: Richard M

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Dec 07, 2004 on Bravo
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The Brady Bunch Does Christmas: Richard M
Richard and Megan have been married for three years, and have five children between them. The Fab Five help them have a wonderful Christmas to bring this blended family together, creating traditions that will last through the years.

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      • [Jai's wearing colored disco-ball ornaments as earrings]This is the most tasteful thing I've ever seen you wear.-thom

        [holding a tiny, sparse tree]I'm tempted to say 'How's your Aspen," but that's kind of a Carson joke-ted

        [with his upper half inside the fireplace]Can Santa get down this chimney?-carson
        Oh my God, I think he's in there right now-thom
        No, no, I- he's not up there, it's very clean, it's in good order-carson

        You've got the special edition Happy Holidays Barbie with actual cubic zirconia tiara?-carson
        Isn't she great?-megan
        Yes, I've been wanting this one for years! How much you want for her?-carson
        She's not for sale-megan

        I wanna be famous, I want an American Express card and I want a cell phone,' I'm like, 'oh my God, Jai wants all those things, too!-thom

        Put a sock in it, Ryan!-jai

        Our stockings are hung-carson

        [jumping up and down]I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY!-Carson, Thom, Kyan and some of the kids

        It's an old tradition-kyan
        Older than Ted!-carson

        We only broke about 12 ornaments. We did well this year-richard

        Why do we have to wake up the kids?-ted
        It seems that the kids should be waking up the old people-ted
        Well, Ted, we're not old-thom

        [playing Rock'em Sock'em Robots with Carson and beating him] I won[Carson resets his, Thom wins again] I won. [and again] I won-thom
        You're a cheater!-carson

        [handing Ted a program for the kids' play] "There's a, um, the seniors get a discount-thom

      • (reading Carson's rock)
        Peace and a boyfriend?-ryan
        Yeah, world peace and a boyfriend,it isn't that much-carson

      • You know I think I love your dad-kyan
        Why?-one of the girls
        He has a nose hair trimmer-kyan

      • Right now Ryan is beating the crap out of Carson-Jai
        Oh Lord-Richard

        This is scary!-one of the girls

        (when the fab 5 arrive)AAAAHHH!!!!-the kids

      • They're definitely one Brady short of a bunch!-carson

        You guys have quite the litter there-kyan

        (seeing play bils)Oh my god, who saw Annie?(girls jump up and down) Oh, my god, who saw Oliver?(girls jump up and down) Oh my god, who saw Valley of the Dolls? Me!(girls stare at him)-carson

        It's a very drug store Christmas-thom

        (about food bills)Maybe one of you guys should volunteer not to eat-ted

      • [with ryan riding piggyback, holding his hands over Kyan's eyes] "Y'know what, Ryan? I can't see when you do that. I can't really see."-kyan

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