Queer Eye

Season 2 Episode 18

The Brady Bunch Does Christmas: Richard M

Aired Wednesday 12:00 AM Dec 07, 2004 on Netflix



  • Quotes

    • [Jai's wearing colored disco-ball ornaments as earrings]This is the most tasteful thing I've ever seen you wear.-thom

      [holding a tiny, sparse tree]I'm tempted to say 'How's your Aspen," but that's kind of a Carson joke-ted

      [with his upper half inside the fireplace]Can Santa get down this chimney?-carson
      Oh my God, I think he's in there right now-thom
      No, no, I- he's not up there, it's very clean, it's in good order-carson

      You've got the special edition Happy Holidays Barbie with actual cubic zirconia tiara?-carson
      Isn't she great?-megan
      Yes, I've been wanting this one for years! How much you want for her?-carson
      She's not for sale-megan

      I wanna be famous, I want an American Express card and I want a cell phone,' I'm like, 'oh my God, Jai wants all those things, too!-thom

      Put a sock in it, Ryan!-jai

      Our stockings are hung-carson

      [jumping up and down]I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY! I WANT A PONY!-Carson, Thom, Kyan and some of the kids

      It's an old tradition-kyan
      Older than Ted!-carson

      We only broke about 12 ornaments. We did well this year-richard

      Why do we have to wake up the kids?-ted
      It seems that the kids should be waking up the old people-ted
      Well, Ted, we're not old-thom

      [playing Rock'em Sock'em Robots with Carson and beating him] I won[Carson resets his, Thom wins again] I won. [and again] I won-thom
      You're a cheater!-carson

      [handing Ted a program for the kids' play] "There's a, um, the seniors get a discount-thom