Quintuplets

Pearce: Knock knock Bob: Who's there? Pearce: Orange Bob: Orange who? Pearce: Orange juice

(At the audition, Pearce takes off his jacket and he's wearing a seatbelt around his chest) Bob: Pearce, what are you wearing? Pearce: It's a seatbelt from the Quie-Mobile,it still feels like she's hugging me. Bob: Well, it looks psychotic. Pearce: You didn't say anything in the car ride over. Bob: Yeah, cause I thought you were wearing a seatbelt! Pearce: I am.

Carol: Bob, why did you stop? It was just an idle threat. Bob: Carol, check the side view mirror...see that thing on fire. Carol: Yeah, what is that? Bob: Our transmission...hehehehe Carol: What's so funny? Bob: hehehe...nothing, I just don't want to cry in front of the kids..hehehehe

(The two sets of quints face off.) Tyler: I'm Parker. Pearce: I miss Quie-Mobile. Penny: I can't see. Paige (along with Helberg quint across from her): I love your hair! Patton (facing off with the biggest Helberg quint): It's like looking in a mirror.

Bob: (to Parker) You can all be easily replaced. (points to Tyler) You! You're Parker now!

Jill: Aren't you adorable. Patton: Yes I am. You likey?

(The family and Tyler are rehearsing for the commercial.) Patton: Shouldn't I sit in the front seat? So all the lady viewers can dream about getting me in the backseat? Bob: Keep it up Thumbelina and you'll be sitting in the glove compartment.

(after finding out he was once in therapy) Pearce: That was a therapist? I thought it was just a friend with very limited time.