Quintuplets Season 1 Episode 5

Pearce: Knock knock
Bob: Who's there?
Pearce: Orange
Bob: Orange who?
Pearce: Orange juice

(At the audition, Pearce takes off his jacket and he's wearing a seatbelt around his chest)
Bob: Pearce, what are you wearing?
Pearce: It's a seatbelt from the Quie-Mobile,it still feels like she's hugging me.
Bob: Well, it looks psychotic.
Pearce: You didn't say anything in the car ride over.
Bob: Yeah, cause I thought you were wearing a seatbelt!
Pearce: I am.

Carol: Bob, why did you stop? It was just an idle threat.
Bob: Carol, check the side view mirror...see that thing on fire.
Carol: Yeah, what is that?
Bob: Our transmission...hehehehe
Carol: What's so funny?
Bob: hehehe...nothing, I just don't want to cry in front of the kids..hehehehe

(The two sets of quints face off.)
Tyler: I'm Parker.
Pearce: I miss Quie-Mobile.
Penny: I can't see.
Paige (along with Helberg quint across from her): I love your hair!
Patton (facing off with the biggest Helberg quint): It's like looking in a mirror.

Bob: (to Parker) You can all be easily replaced. (points to Tyler) You! You're Parker now!

Jill: Aren't you adorable.
Patton: Yes I am. You likey?

(The family and Tyler are rehearsing for the commercial.)
Patton: Shouldn't I sit in the front seat? So all the lady viewers can dream about getting me in the backseat?
Bob: Keep it up Thumbelina and you'll be sitting in the glove compartment.

(after finding out he was once in therapy)
Pearce: That was a therapist? I thought it was just a friend with very limited time.