Quintuplets

Bob: (to Patton about his problem) Well, maybe no one will notice. Patton: Oh, I don't think so. Bob: Why? Patton: Well, you know those growth hormones you and mom have been giving me since I was four? Bob: Yeah. Patton: Well, they worked...just not in the way you had hoped. Bob: Well, it is every father's dream that his son does better than him!

(after a water buildup in the showers) Janitor: You can't go in there, the water is knee deep... (looks at Patton) In your case, waist deep!

Parker: 150 lockers and you had to do that in mine. Patton: I'm sorry Parker the idea of doing it in a stranger's locker is creepy.

Roger: Look at that guy. Too many kids, dead end job, life is a living hell. Penny: That's my dad!

Bob (to Patton about masturbating): You've got to go down to Hornytown and fire the mayor!

Carol: How could you ignore Patton like that? Bob: He's pretty much in your face for someone who only comes up to your knee.