Quintuplets

Pearce: I swear that time it was an accident. (toasts pops up indicating that he lied.) Oh yeah it works.

Patton: Hey, Dad. I want you to meet my new Lady Love. Bob: Is she standing behind this beautiful woman?

(In the miniture daydream) Jessica: Isn't he adorable Micro? Patton: (high pitched voice) Yes I am, you likey?

(pointing at the "hot girl" and Patton) Parker: Look, it's like a mom with her toddler

Bob(to Parker): I didn't notice but, did he have a gun pointed at her back???

Pearce: Your nipples were glowing!

Carol: Is there a halo over me because Rose says I'm an angel!

Jessica: Micro get over here! You are adorable! Patton: Alright, but please don't call me Micro! Jessica: No silly, Micro's my dog! Patton: Oh wow what a shocker. He's tiny.

Patton: What do you call guys who go for hot girls with big racks? Bob: I call him son.

Bob: Well do you think that it would works on weeds, because the backyard is a death.

Alayna: Your brothers are such jerks. They asked me if I liked one of them more than the other. Penny: Well do you? Alayna: No I like them both the same! (lie detecter toaster goes off) Paige: Oooooh toast!

Jessica Geiger: You're adorable.