Quintuplets

Patton: You owe me. Parker: I owe you from what? Patton: From the womb! You took all the tall chromosomes from me, and you obviously took some very important ones from Pearce.

Patton (on the phone): Describe myself? 4 foot 10. Brown hair. Pecs of steel. You likey?

Pearce: What are you doing? Patton: (Lifting weights) Feeding the pythons.

Bob: I think I will take a shower. And wash away the filth of your lies!

Patton: I've got a grenade in my pants and the pin's been pulled!

(Bob is pulling Parker to the basement.) Parker: You can pull this sure thing off without me. I believe in you! Patton: Really? Parker: Sort of!

Bob (Watching some "Pearce TV"): Hey! I found Bob! This is the part where he goes to get a beer!

(Bob begins to suspect Parker has the flu) Bob: Wait a minute. You're sweating, you're shaking. You are... Patton: He's high on crystal meth. Parker: It's true. At first I was just doing it at parties, but now I'm hooked on the happy rock.