Penny: The lead of Romeo is, I can't believe I'm about to say this... Patton Chase. (looks at Matt) Penny: Sorry Matt. Matt: It's OK.......I Hope you all die!!!
Parker: What the Hell! First Patton kisses my girlfriend, now you! Somebody kiss ME!!! Matt: I'm on it! (Matt kisses Parker.)
Paige: My guidance counselor said I need some extraterrestial activities if I'm going to get into college.
Pearce: What if my eyes are gouged out by a puma?
Pearce: Just get to the "to be or not to be" part. Penny: That's Hamlet Pearce: Exactly. Penny: We're doing Romeo and Juliet!
Parker: Hey Chris, they moved the fight to right up before the kiss and Patton said you fight like a girl!
(After being caught naked in the hot tub) Bob: But, you guys were naked in here the other night. Brad: We also shower together, but that doesn't mean we do it with the neighbors. Bob: Well, here's a funny thing. We had our clothes on, when we got in but... Brad: But, what Bob? Bob: The crows got 'em. (imitating crow) CAW! CAW!
(in hot tub) Bob: Uh-oh. I forgot to take off my shoes.
Pearce: Penny, what happened to you? You were so much fun in mom's uterus.
Patton: I get the part that sucks face, and you just get the part that sucks.
The Wednesday after this episode aired (a week after), the Quintuplets teenagers arrived at the Teen Choice Awards. They didn't present or win anything, but they were in a skit where they complain about the show and Patton is trying to get Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (they were hosting).
Ryan Pinkston's brother, Aaron, appears as Crazy Pete.
2 homosexual kisses occured during this episode, causing another PTC complaint.
Penny kisses Carrie, (stage kiss) and Matt kisses Parker.
Title: Shakespeare in lust. This is a reference to the 1998 movie "Shakespeare in Love"
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