Bridget: You took what I said and beat him over the head with it, didn't you?
Ray: Like a drum.
Bridget: Well drummer boy, it's time for us to face the music.
Bridget: What's he doing?
Ray: He's foping, thats fuming and moping, best of both worlds.
Ray: The return of the Alchemist.
Travis: Back by popular demand.
Bridget: Travis never mentioned me?
Ray: Maybe he did, I can't be certain. Nobody listens to Travis anyways!
Bridget: We used to call him Mister T once in a while.
Ray: Is that because he had mohawk and earrings?
Travis: Alchemists have a long honored tradtion of being...
Travis: Sorry for being such a... cat's bum.
Robbie: I'm mature... My cat's bum.
Lily: Yeah, real mature Robbie.
Lily: So, let's make like cat poo and run.
Robbie: Ew! I can't believe you said that.
Lily: Neither can I!
Bridget: (about Travis) Sometimes we called him Mr. T.
Mr. T is a famous actor who's most famous show was the 80s classic The A-Team.
Episode title: "Bridget Over Troubled Water"
The title refers to the Simon and Garfunkle song "Bridge Over Troubled Water", one of their most popular songs.