Goof: When Robbie and Kim are betting on the Donny and the Dragon t-shirt, Kim loses because her phone runs out of batteries. Later on, she gets a phone call from her dad.
Kim: Let's just agree to disagree, again!
Ray: I don't know why, but I had to have this horse.
Travis: But we're not eligible for the auction.
Ray: Hey you'd do the same thing if it was something you really wanted.
Travis: No I wouldn't. Buddhism is against the collection of all material objects.
Ray: Oh yeah? Then who buys all those little Buddha statues?
Travis: Ok, it's time for our first item. It's a figurine out of a brightly colored dream, an original My Pretty horsey. It may only stand five inches tall, but it's towering with love.
Ray/Bidder #1: I would like to bid six dollars please.
Travis: You're our current high bidder.
Ray/Bidder #1: Thank you very much.
Travis: Hello, bidder #2?
Bidder #2: I'll give you seven dollars for the horse.
Travis: That's great. Thank you for your bid. We're at seven dollars. RFR. You're on the air.
Ray/Bidder #1: It's bidder #1. I have eight dollars. It's all I have, but it'd be so worth it. And tell that other bidder that the horsey's mine.
Travis: Well I'm sorry but the auction is open to everyone.
Bidder #2: What's the bidding at?
Travis: We're at eight dollars. How much you wanna bid?
Bidder #2: I'll bid-
(Ray rings the bell)
Ray/Bidder #1: I win! I win!
Kim: Disease in a box. How quaint.
Travis: Kim doesn't know what she's talking about. I'm sure this box is full of interesting things.
Travis: Like this! Pulls out a wig and chases Robbie around with it
Travis: Don't worry Robbie! It wants to be your friend! Talk to me Robbie, I want to be your friend!
(Robbie steps on Lily's amp)
Lily: You guys owe me a new amp.
Lily: Kim makes me so mad. I'd like to play a song about her. Oh that's right I can't. I don't have an amp.
Ray: Ya know, she's beautiful when she's ampless...
Kim: And before we start ignoring ech other.. Where do you put Nickelback?
Robbie: That's easy. Under the "M" for bands with money in their name.
Kim: Just because I'm a dragon, doesn't mean I can't change...
Lily: You know Robbie I'm thinking of trying out for the talent show. Oh, that's right I can't because I don't have my amp!!
Donnie and the Dragon song: My name's Donnie and I'm not braggin, but my best pal is an 8 foot dragon.
Travis: Blame Robbie's irrational fear of fake hair.
Robbie: Dirty fake hair!
Robbie: Yeah, as easy as 1, 2, 9.