Radio Free Roscoe Season 2 Episode 18

River: Words can never do justice to the beauty of music; you know that, you're a musician.
Lily: Yah and you're a DJ; DJ's can make or break bands!

Travis: You know Ray was just telling me he's a huge jazz fan!
Ray: Did I say huge?
Nicole: So what kind of jazz do you like?
Travis: Don't get him started on Beebop!
Ray: Yeah that Beebop, he's one cool cat!
Nicole: Ray, Beebop is a style of jazz.

Ray: You were gold. I'm talking double date goldness!

Travis: Hey Parker, what's up?
Parker: My defenses.
Travis: So what are you doing for lunch...I was thinking about grabbing a sandwich.
Parker: Good for you.

Travis: You're just doing what's best for you...man, you used me.
Ray: No, not used...help, Ray, help.

Ray: What would I do without....me??

Robbie: Hey Lil, I'm sorry I got all preachy last night.
Lily: You were just looking out for me...I a-preachy-ate it!!

River: When can you come back and grace us with your Indie rock wisdom?
Lily: Thanks, but I'm gonna go back to letting my music do the talking.
River: I can work with that!

Robbie: That's how River works...he's gonna use you.
Lily: I'll be careful, okay?
Robbie: Famous last words.

Robbie: We've all been up the River without a paddle before.

Travis: Oh, that's not a date, she was just taking my pulse.
Parker: Oh, well I hope she found one...See ya.

Travis: Hey, what's going on, Parker?
Parker: Oh, not much...and you?
Travis: Oh, not much, and you?
Parker: Still not much!

River: I'm gonna share a little secret of mine to help you relax...Smile.
Lily: Give me a break...that's so River.

Lily: Just because you're River Pierce, you think you can say anything and it's cake.

Robbie: Lily, you might need some backup, River can be pretty slippery.
Lily: Robbie, I gotta do this on my own.
Robbie: Alright, just don't get blinded by his teeth...you won't stand a chance!

River: Here's a song by Indie band, Mixed Signals. Their garage-meets-synthpop sound is perfect when you're alone in your room, hating your life....not that I know what that's like!

Ray: Thanks for saving my bacon, bro.
Travis: Anytime bro.
Ray: Anytime...sounds like an offer I can't refuse.

River: Don't worry peanut. I don't want your cheesy blobs.

Lily: No one's gettin' my Cheesy Blobs.