Tim: Of course he's so funny, I taught him everything he knows.
River: Well, I hope you didn't teach him any of your dating techniques.
River: Hey garbage man, take out the trash lately?
Ray: I have a brother myself, some of you might know him, his name's Tim Brennan...or as he's known around our house: Guy who dances alone to love songs in his underwear.
Ray: I see a lot of pretty girls in the audience tonight, I don't know if any of you have gone on a date with Tim, but let me tell you...he claims you did.
Ray: When Tim was in the 5th grade he'd come home crying everyday because a bully stole his lunch money...luckily for him, the girl's family moved away.
Alex: You should try and be their friend.
Ray: Aw, thats sweet, it's so clear now...I can understand why you're bullied in the first place.
Ray: Yeah, well I got a meeting with the brothers of guys who make up stories about them that aren't true.