Raines: I came out here thinking I was gonna be the next Raymond Chandler. I figured, you live here, you write like him. "Dead men are heavier than broken hearts." Jimmy: The Big Sleep. Great book. Raines: You ever read it? Jimmy: Probably not.
Raines: Did Jimmy have any problems with anybody? Stoner lady: Last week he... Raines: (Waits for her to continue her statement. When she doesn't, he prompts her) Last week...? Stoner lady: I'm not a mind reader. What about last week? Jimmy: (Leans forward, munching a cookie, interrupting) Is it old age or the weed? Raines: Uh, old age put her on the bicycle, but weed is doing the pedalling. Stoner lady: I don't peddle drugs! I'm a consumer. Now let's get back to the argument with Sergei!
Stanley Rastow: (discussing Wally's status as a comic book grader) Graders are like freakin' priests. There's no way they'd certify a fake. Raines: Those comics came in these. (Pulls out the comic cases, tagged from Wally's shop) Rastow: Wally's selling knockoffs? That's impossible. The guy's like a Jedi level nerd. He'd never go to the dark side. Raines: Unless somebody forced him to.
Lewis: How'd it go with Samantha today? Raines: We had a breakthough as a matter of fact. My problem is you. Lewis: I ask because I care. And I want a heads up when you snap so I have time to find a place to take a clean shot from. Carolyn: You'll spare me right? You'll need someone to explain the insane logic behind the rampage. Raines: I'm writing a note.
Lewis: (Indicating Raines' brown sack) What'd you get for lunch? Raines: Shoes! Lewis: That smart ass attitude is exactly why you'll never get to have a Captain's ulcer. Raines: No, uh a very sweet doper old lady gave these to me. They belonged to her dead husband. She thought they'd fit me. You're an 11 aren't you? Lewis: I'm good for shoes. What I could really use though are some old dead guy pants.
Raines: How are you doing? Charlie's widow: I'm cursing God less. Raines: Well, don't stop comepletely. I'm sure it's a welcome change from all those people, uh, sucking up and asking for stuff.
Raines: (looking over the ice cream menu, reading to Jack) What are you going to get? My eye has fallen upon 'Eskimo Munch', that sounds vaguely inappropriate.
Raines: Is that cat breathing? Stoner lady: Oh, I hope not. She died years ago. I had her stuffed. Raines: Like Roy Rogers with Trigger. Norman Bates did that. Taxidermy. That's the highest form of flattery.
Raines: What is this? A locked cabinet. What's in here? Jimmy: Bro, if it's one of those rubber suits with a zipper for a mouth let's keep it on the down low.
Raines: (Finding Jimmy's bong) Sure, now the tortoise makes sense. It's the only pet that you can catch when you're stoned.
Geek Farm employee: Wally. This guy saw the 'Raven's Claw Death Saber' on the website. He wants to know if he comes in can he get it cheaper? Wally: Tell him if he comes into the store I have to charge him more because then I have to look at his big fat face.
Wino: (Seeing Raines sitting in his car talking to himself, approaches the car with bottle) Hey, pal. (Offers Raines a drink) Raines: Oh, no. No, no. Thank you. Not a, not a drunk. Just, uh, crazy. Thank you.
Lance: (Hands Raines the victim's wallet) There's also a photograph. I was thinking, maybe his girlfriend? Raines: We better find her and give her the bad news. Unless he was her stalker, in which case it's good news.
International Air Dates: Czech Republic: July 19, 2008 on Prima
Featuring Music: - "Waitin' For Superman" by The Flaming Lips
Raines: I came here cuz I thought I was going to be the next Raymond Chandler. I thought that you live here you write like him. Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.
Jimmy Davis: The Big Sleep. A great book.
The Big Sleep is a 1939 novel by Raymond Chandler. It is the first novel to feature the detective Philip Marlowe.
Raines: He didn't go gentle into that good night.
Allusion to a poem by Dylan Thomas called Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night. The first verse reads:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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