Raising Hope Season 3 Episode 5

Sabrina: A barista? I'm losing out to a barista?
Elijah: Aren't you a cashier at a grocery store?
Sabrina: Yeah. But I do that ironically.

Virginia: (seeing Burt dance) You look like you're trying to shake a lizard off your back.

Jimmy: (going through a series of revelations while hanging out with gay guys at the bar) That's amazing. So, "glory hole" has nothing to do with a donut. Oh, I get it. (cut to another scene) Is it true you guys wax the fellas? (cut) I have a lot of dreams about dolphins. Does that mean anything? (cut) So, if you bite me, there's absolutely no chance I'll turn gay? Oh, maybe I did just make that up in my head. (cut) Oh, I get it! A bear's a guy. Ah, that makes way more sense. Well, you know, it's not nearly as impressive. (cut) Well, of course, I mean, who wouldn't want a shower made out of gold?

Burt: (about going to a gay bar with Jimmy) I have always wanted to know what goes on in those places. Who buys the drinks? Do they have a women's bathroom or just twice as many urinals? If you say to the bartender "I'm in the mood for some nuts" what do you get? When you think about it, I'm super gay-curious.

Jimmy: Do you know anything about gay people?
Burt: I think sometimes they like to wear handkerchiefs.