Raising Hope Season 3 Episode 10

Burt: Jimmy thinks you're a good mom.
Virginia: Oh, please. Every week he dredges up some parenting disaster from our past. How I didn't breastfeed him, how his first steps were down a flight of stairs, how we forget him that time at a Whitesnake concert.
Burt: Oh, come on. What nine-year-old gets to say they spent a week on the Whitesnake tour bus?

Virginia: (convinced that the world is coming to an end) Kim Kardashian hasn't tweeted all day. The government obviously has all the important celebrities hidden in an underground bunker. (computer chimes) Oh, wait, never mind. She was just getting a colonic.

Sabrina: I'll fight you.
Maw Maw: You will?
Sabrina: Oh, yeah. I've been wanting to punch you in the face ever since you told me I looked like Ralph Macchio in drag.