Maw Maw: This apple tastes like plastic!
Virginia: It IS plastic Maw Maw! It's one of Hope's toys!
Maw Maw: Is it too much to ask the kid to keep her toy food off the floor? How am I supposed to tell what's real food a...and what's fake???
Virginia: Well, how about you just don't eat food off the floor???
Maw Maw: You'd like that, wouldn't you?