Raising the Bar

Jerry: If you look at the complaint, Judge, it asserts that Mr. de la Cruz offered and I quote, 'ecstasy to Undercover No. 6734.' Judge Kessler: And? Jerry: Ba' I'm confused about what actually happened here. Webster defines ecstasy as joy or exaltation or bliss. Maybe he meant bliss. Judge Kessler: (sarcastic tone) Yeah. Maybe.

Judge Kessler: You're pushing about all of my buttons, Mr. Kellerman! Jerry: Not the one that makes you a decent judge.

Jerry: I'll see what I can do. Michelle: You rock. Jerry: If we can talk about Rafael de la Cruz. Michelle: Did I say rock? I meant suck.

Bobbi: The deal Timmy should be getting is freedom, considering he's innocent. Frank: Isn't that your job? Are you a lawyer or just a pair of tickets? (stares at her breasts) Bobbi: Maybe if you stop looking at my tickets, Frank.

Rafael de la Cruz: I'm a better person with you in my life. Charlie: But I'm worse. And I'm not willing to live with that.

Jerry: (to Charlie) We all have secrets. But what pisses me off about your secret is that it's so damn unnecessary!... You can be a gay judge. That's acceptable. But what you can't be in this world is a liar!

Richard: We're all going over to the bar if you want to join us. Probably be talking about, I don't know, work. Roz: Hm, really? Richard: Yea for a change. Roz: Thanks but, um... I'm going to make my way home soon. Richard: I was uh... I was thinking about what you said the other day about, um, about me being blind. Roz: I was rude I'm sorry. Richard: No you were right. You see when it comes to the uh arena of women um... I have a blind spot where I just kinda miss stuff. Roz: Richard... Richard: So it occurred to me that I might have missed something when we were talking about Lisa Landis. Roz: Like what? Richard: Like that you were jealous. Roz: Don't be ridiculous. Richard: I'm just throwing it out there. Roz: Well, reel it back in. Richard: Okay. (Richard walks to the door) But just in case I'm still right, I want you to know something. If you said you were available, no other woman in the world would exist... I'll see you tomorrow.