Real Time with Bill Maher

"I couldn't help but notice that on the same day that Congress decided to call the ballplayers in and make an issue of steroids, we found out that at least 26 people who have been kept in our prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan may have died - or they died - but it may be because of criminal homicide. In other words, we tortured to death Arab men while in prison. I can't help but think that this is going to bite us in the ass a little more than whether Sammy Sosa was on the juice." – Bill Maher

"Now, we can conserve, and we've got to conserve. But this is a lot of oil, potentially, up there. Alaska has been producing about 25% of the total crude oil produced in the United States for the last almost 30 years. If there's an abundance of oil in A.N.W.R., it could be as much as what we would import from Saudi Arabia in 25 years. So this could be a very big thing. And it's in the national security interests, because an awful lot of what we do when we import oil is we send our dollars overseas to the Mid-East. And a lot of this funds terrorism. Make no mistake about it. We know where the funding is coming from. It's coming from oil." – Gov. Frank Murkowski