Season 2 Episode 1

A New Hope

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 03, 2009 on The CW



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Sock: All right, look, it's not a problem. We hop in the car right now, drive 90 the whole way there, we'll be there in two days tops. Unless we go to Sea World...

    • Sam: Wait, um, so where did we land on the whole "telling Andi I'm the Devil's son" thing?
      Sock: Oh, I think we decided she was going to be shocked, then confused, then she'd probably stab you in the face.

    • Sam: I wrote you this letter but Sock forgot to mail it.
      Andi: You gave Sock... a letter? To mail?
      Sam: Well, yeah.
      Andi: Okay, well let me ask you this. If there was an emergency, lets say, a life-or-death situation, would you call Sock?
      Sam: Probably not.
      Andi: Say you wanted somebody to make you a piece of toast. Would you call Sock?
      Sam: I would not, no.

    • Ben: My crimper! I thought I lost it. (Sock stares) Yeah, I use a crimper sometimes, okay? It adds to my mystique.

    • Devil: Would you look at that? The Prodigal Son returns. I'm just kidding. I knew the real Prodigal Son, you know. The dude was an ass. Super needy.

    • Sock: You got to check this guy out. Look, look. "Cobrasnake." He used to gouge his enemies' eyes out and then set them on fire.
      Ben: Ughh.
      Sock: Sweet mother. I wish my nickname was "Cobrasnake."

    • Sock: She is so hot.
      Ben: Smokin'.
      Sock: Shut your mouth. That is my sister. I've got dibs.

    • Devil: I just wanted to tell you that your pentagram is a Star of David. Mazel tov!

    • Devil: Holy crap, where did you get this book? "The Devil is attracted to radishes." What does that mean? Like sexually? That's disgusting.

    • Sock: We may not have gone to college, boys, but we can certainly cram like people who did. Bottoms up.

    • Sock: Oh, got it, got it got it got it. We drive a train through the front of the warehouse, capture all the souls in the rubble.
      Sam: Yeah, umm, I don't think there's train tracks going through the warehouse, but, but, but good try.

    • Ben: Guys, this is wrong. It's stealing.
      Sam: Sometimes in order to do something good, you have to do something bad first.
      Sock: I want you to keep that in mind when I eventually make love to your mother.

    • Sam: Our beer mascot is a baby. Isn't that sort of dumb?
      Ben: No, that's not, it's not a baby. It's a leprechaun.
      Sock: Where's his hat?
      Ben: Well, he took it off, it's impolite to have it on when he's drinking.
      Sam: Why is he wearing a bib?
      Ben: Okay, it's a baby. Sheesh. It's all I know how to draw. Are you happy now?
      Sock: Very. Thank you for that.

    • Sam: You think this is going to hold?
      Ben: I was a Cub Scout, Sam. I excelled at knot-tying.
      Sock: Didn't they kick you out of Cub Scouts?
      Ben: It was a very political organization.

    • Ben: Oh my god. This Bentō box Kristen made is so delicious. What's in it?
      Sock: Hmm? Oh, that's, uh, chicken, tapioca, and pickles.
      Ben: You have no idea what's in this, do you?
      Sock: I didn't even know it was food, Benjy.

    • Devil: I think I was wrong about you, Sam. You're not a dud at all. You don't even know what you're capable of. What evil will come your way, what terrible things you will do at my bidding. I look forward to a long and fruitful relationship, Sammy. So you go ahead and enjoy your life while you can. Because one of these days, you're mine.
      Sam: You have a good night too.
      Devil: Ahhh. Just for that I'm going to make it rain.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Title
      This is a reference to the first movie in Star Wars saga. Release in 1977 the original name was just Star Wars but afterward was renamed to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.