Sam: I wrote you this letter but Sock forgot to mail it.
Andi: You gave Sock... a letter? To mail?
Sam: Well, yeah.
Andi: Okay, well let me ask you this. If there was an emergency, lets say, a life-or-death situation, would you call Sock?
Sam: Probably not.
Andi: Say you wanted somebody to make you a piece of toast. Would you call Sock?
Sam: I would not, no.