Ben: As soon as you get back, I'm going to draw you a nice bath and give you a long-ass foot massage.
Nina: You will? That sounds amazing. Maybe you could get in the bath with me!
Ben: Honey, I would, but it's a one-person tub, and I don't want to cramp you in there.
Nina: I wouldn't mind.
Ben: I know, but then there's the issue of dirty bathwater, and if we're both in there then we're only semi-clean and nobody wants that..
Nina: Yeah, you're right. Oh, maybe we could take a shower together. That eliminates the dirty water scenario.
Ben: Yeah, that's a great idea, shower. Well, there's just one caveat, baby? I don't like to stand when I'm naked.
Nina: You sit in the shower, babe?
Ben: Well, I sit or squat, yeah.
Nina: Okay. Then when I get back, we'll squat in the shower together.
Ben: Okay. What, you've never said goodbye to your girlfriend before?