Vessel: cigarette lighter
(while slow dancing) Sam: (about Ben and Sock) I'm sorry about them. Cady: It's okay. So they're your best friends? Sam: Yeah. Cady: They look after you? Sam: I guess. Cady: So you think they're a bit overprotective? Sam: I wouldn't say that. Cady: I would. (Sam turns around and sees Ben and Sock dancing together) Ben: Hey. Sock: Hey.
Sock: (to Sam) Whatever, I stopped listening to you about a year ago.
Sam: How did you find me? Sock: We followed you, Sam. Ben drove here with his headlights off the entire time. Ben: It was very stressful.
Sock: Free booze, hot Asian girls, and the smell of grease. I am home!
Sock: We know what you're up to, Sam. We saw you with Beelzebabe.
Cady: You want a drink? It's on me. Sock: Okay. Yes. I will... drink... on you.
Andi: So what's wrong with her? Ben: She's a huge fan of Lionel Ritchie. Sock: Isn't that messed up? Andi: Oh yeah. Ben: All Night Long. Sock: We think she's the spawn of Satan. Andi: Later. (leaves)
Sock: We need proof. Ben: Yeah, he doesn't want to babysit your kids with horns. Sock: No. Sam: Yeah, well you're not going to have to worry about that, because I would never let you babysit my kids. Sock: Smart.
Sam: Hey, Gladys, can I place the vessel on the mat? DMV Demon: Place the vessel on the mat. Sam: Yeah.
Sam: Hell is like the worst run business ever.
Sam: Gladys wouldn't take the vessel. Devil: That's because the vessel was only half-full. Or half-empty if you're Catholic.
Sam: Oh my God. Devil: Hey. Easy on the "G" word, buddy. It's rude.
Sock: Do you remember a few years back, when there was a fire at Josie's apartment? Sam: Yeah, right before you guys broke up. Sock: Do you remember it was around the time I was exploring my feminine side. Sam: No. Sock: Well, mostly I was into jasmine-scent candles. Sam: Did you burn down Josie's apartment? Sock: It's a dark part of life, Sam. I'm not proud of it!
Sam: Are you trying to get back together with Josie? Sock: What? I... I am trying to make amends, Sam, okay? And if she chooses to thank me in a naked or partially naked way, well that's okay too. I'll take it.
Cady: Great hot tub, Sock. Sock: Yeah, I know. Hottubbing is a passion of mine. Sam: But why is it in your front yard? Sock: Hmmm? Why would I put something this awesome in my backyard? Sam: Privacy? Sock: Privacy is for idiots.
Sam: I thought Forester deserved the money. I did the right thing. Devil: You know, you sounded just like Jimmy Stewart for a second. I have chills.
Sam: So that's what 6 million dollars looks like, huh? Sock: Yeah. I was gonna get naked and roll around in it, but I didn't shower today. I didn't want to get the money dirty. Ben: Thank you for that.
International Air Dates: Denmark: July 18, 2008 on Kanal 5 Latin America: August 22, 2008 on Universal Channel Sweden: January 23, 2009 on Kanal 5 Norway: Saturday, March 7, 2009 on TVNorge Germany: June 29, 2009 on ProSieben Australia: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 on 7TWO
Music: Cold Hands by Black Lips Nobody Wants U by The Dollyrots Top of the World by Kate Voegele About a Girl by D2 Music Library New York Summer by Mink Satellite by Guster
Andrew Airlie is credited but doesn't appear.
Sock: For you I will, because you remind me of Mr. Sulu, who I love....a lot. This is a reference to George Takei's character Lt. Hikaru Sulu, who was a helmsman on the U.S.S. Enterprise on the T.V. series Star Trek, which ran from 1966 to 1969. He also reprised the same role in several Star Trek movies.
Sock: Maverick, Ice Man, Goose. Referencing the 1986 movie Top Gun, dealing with an U.S. Navy flying school. Tom Cruise played Maverick, Val Kilmer played Ice Man, and Anthony Edwards played the doomed Goose.
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