Vessel: spear gun
Ben: I thought you said that jurisdictional-thing always worked.
Sock: Why do you always have to point out my flaws, Ben?
(Sock giving Sam the BB gun)
Sock: I need you to get rid of this, okay?
Cady: Sock, are you all right?
Sock: My mom came home from Vegas today.
Sam: You shot your mom with a BB gun?
Sock: No, Sam, of course not. I might have shot an Asian cowboy though.
Sock: Yeah, and I think I punched him in the eye.
Sock: Will you listen to this guy? Wahhh, I've got two chicks fighting over me, what am I going to do, why am I so loveable. Shut up. Enjoy it, Sam, at least try to flip it into a three-way, that's what I'd do.
Ben: Hey this guy Ryan's pretty lame. "This CD is for all the dreamers who dream of the rock-n-roll dream, so dream on."
Sock: I've got to side with the Devil on this one: some people belong in Hell.
Sock: Hey Mom, did you see me shoot Ben in the butt?
Ms. Wysocki: Yes I did. Good shooting, Bert, very good shot.
Sock: Would somebody get me a six-pack? That's what my mom would have done.
Sock: Sometimes if you love somebody enough, you got to let them hit rock bottom.
Andi: Hey, do you know where Sock is? I need him to fake a seizure.
Sam: That is an unusual request.
Devil: I don't know. There's something about the sea air. You know?
Devil: Maybe it's because all of life came from the sea. It's primordial, clean, fresh, and almost entirely covers up the stench of that decomposing corpse down there.
Devil: If I'm hearing you correctly, you're basically calling me a morally bankrupt, evil being.
Sam: Yes, more or less.
Devil: Then this makes perfect sense. (shoves him off a pier)
Sam: Next time I buy a present for a girl, I need you to punch me in the junk. Hard.
Sock: That's the only way I punch.
Sam: Not now!
Sock: We're from downtown. Downtown branch.
Devil: We're talkin' about rock-n-roll, man.. The Devil's music. Comin' down the crossroads. Sell your soul for rock-and-roll, baby.
Devil: And you know moms. They love talkin' about their kids.
Sam: Even when their kid's a people eater.
Devil: Well, it's just more to talk about.
Devil: (to Sam) You're utterly unthreatening. When you say "Devil" it sounds kind of cute.
Sock: Oh sweet muscular Mary!
Rachel: I just don't know if I can believe you, Ryan. You told me a thousand times you were gonna give up rock-and-roll for me.
Ryan: But now I have no feeling in four of my five fingers.
Rachel: Really numb?
Ryan: Bear chomp.
Sam: You said you wouldn't be mad!
Devil: No, this isn't me mad, Sam. This is me disappointed. You should see me when I'm mad. It's really something.
International Air Dates:
Denmark: July 21, 2008 on Kanal 5
Latin America: August 29, 2008 on Universal Channel
Sweden: January 30, 2009 on Kanal 5
Norway: Saturday, March 14, 2009 on TVNorge
Germany: July 6, 2009 on ProSieben
Australia: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 on 7TWO
Andrew Airlie and Allison Hossack receive main and opening guest star credits, despite the fact their only dialogue is "Huh?" and "Hello?", respectively. Allison Hossack isn't even visible except as a shadow in the shower.
Donavon Stinson is credited but doesn't appear.
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