When Morgan pays Sam and takes the dodge ball, he gives Sam two separate rolls of money. However, when he grabs Sam, takes his money back, and leaves, he uses one hand to hold Sam and takes a single roll of bills from Sam with the other, then leaves. Presumably Sam kept the second roll, but it's never referenced or seen again.
Vessel: a dodgeball
Sock: There's nothing you can say to stop me from doing this.
Billy: I'm a virgin.
Ben: Good for you. Sometimes you've got to look reality in the face and say "no."
Kristen: My father cannot know I date my stepbrother.
Sock: All right, sure, look, he'll be shocked at first. Yeah, so is the father of every girl I've ever dated, all right? But eventually, I promise you, he will settle into a nice, grudging acceptance.
Ben: Put some clothes on, please?
Sock: I'm too upset for clothes.
Ben: None of my other girlfriends ever played fetch with me.
Ben: Hey. Guess what Saturday is. Our two-month anniversary.
Nina: You're right. Wow, two months ago I kidnapped you and forced you to be my boyfriend.
Ben: Oh, the details don't matter. What matters is I want to do something special for our occasion. Anything you want to do, okay? Unless it involves sacrificing an animal.
Ben: But anything else, I'm in.
Nina: You know what, there is something that I want to do. It's something that's really important to me. I think it will take our relationship to the next level.
Ben: Reverse cowgirl?
Devil: You know, in the old days I used to get the souls that ate shrimp. Can you imagine how unsatisfying that was?
Sam: It's a work problem. It's just.. it's for my other job.
Andi: Oh, well, can't Sock or Ben do it?
Sam: Well, this problem really needs somebody who's... smart.
Andi: Oh. I can see your dilemma.
Ben: Tomorrow night for our special anniversary, you and me, we're flying to the moon.
Nina: Baby, you would suffocate and freeze before we got there.
Sam: Maybe Hell will think it's a mix-up. If not, we got to send Billy back.
Sock: Eh. Either way we get to enjoy the night air and desecrate a cemetery.
Nina: Can I tell you a secret?
Ben: Of course.
Nina: Okay. A long time ago, I had hemophobia.
Ben: That ain't right. My cousin's gay.
Nina: No, hemophobia. It's the fear of blood.
Ben: Well, you love blood.
Nina: I know. See, that's what's crazy. I just had to confront my fears. I immersed myself in it, and once I did that it was great, I loved it. And now I can bathe in it every single day.
Ben: That's... nice for you
Sam: Well you'd better start connecting physically quick, because I've got a feeling you're running out of time.
Billy: I can't rush it, dude. It's not just about me. It's about Cindy's pleasure too. It says so right on the condom box.
Sock: Something good happened here today, boys. The geek escaped from Hell. Geek banged a cougar. Geek walks away a little less of a geek. And we helped. Looks like we're his fairy bone-mothers. That is a nice feeling.
Sock: I talked to your dad already, and once he gets tired of beating me, we can eventually be happy together, you and me.
Kristen: I came to America as a girl. But because of you I leave it as a woman who has discovered both her sexuality and her ability to manage an extended-stay hotel.
Germany: May 18, 2009 on FOX
Norway: June 20, 2009 on TVNorge
Latin America: August 14, 2009 on Universal Channel
Czech Republic: November 28, 2009 on AXN
More Than Words (Extreme)
Donovan Stinson is credited but doesn't appear.