Trivia: Demons' tears are made of acid.
Vessel: a pair of boxing gloves
Sam: (to Andi) You're our new manager? Sock: All right, Sam. You're banging our new manager.
Ben: So I went to the mall alone... Sock: Sure. Ben: ...to buy a couple of pairs of pants. Sock: I'm sorry. You bought a couple of pairs of pants? Since when do you need more than one pair of pants? What are you, Jude Law?
Sam: You are a terrible person, seriously. Devil: That's my job, man. You know, tempting the weak. Culling the herd. You know the drill.
Devil: Okay, now clear out of here. I've got a sexaholics group coming in in 5. It tends to be a little messy.
Sock: Yeah, Nina, nice. I like a girl who eats like a trucker. Nina: Thank you, Sock.
(Nina gives Ben a geode) Ben: It is warm, literally. It's hot in my hands. Nina: That's because it's from home. Ben: Home. Nina: Um-hmm. Ben: Home. Down there home. Nina: Yeah. Ben: Hell home. Nina: Yeah. It might have a little bit of hellfire left in it. But don't worry, it's perfectly safe. Just don't ever sleep next to it, it'll give you nightmares. And don't ever make wishes on it. And then just use a regular damp cloth to clean it.
Ben: You're not dating me to kill Sam, are you? Nina: No. Besides, I don't need a knife to kill Sam. Ben: What's that mean? Nina: I just use these guys. (holds up hands) I like to get up in there and feel the heart beating before I squish it with my hands. Ben: You see, that doesn't make me feel better.
Sock: Boxing requires focus. You know what it's like? It's like having sex. All right, everything's going good, right? You're getting your groove on, chugging along. In comes the talking, the hints, the tips, the criticizing. The next thing you know, you've lost that concentration, you're locked in the bathroom yelling at your own lap!
Andi: I'll talk to him. I have to be the adult. Sam: Uhhh, that's, no, that's definitely a terrible idea. Andi: Why? Sam: Because you can't deal with Sock as an adult. You have to sink to his level. You have to sink below his level. Andi: Uhh, I'm not sure that's even possible.
Devil: Sammy, punishing souls is like raising children. They need consistency. And you can't reward bad behavior. They step out of line, you just have to give them a timeout in the Closet of Abysmal Agony.
International Airdates: Germany: April 20, 2009 on FOX Norway: May 23, 2009 on TVNorge Latin America: July 17, 2009 on Universal Channel Czech Republic: November 14, 2009 on AXN Australia: July 21, 2010 on 7TWO
Music: Mr. Kicks (Oscar Brown Jr.), Danny Boy (Frederick Weatherly), She Gets It (She Gets It Good) (Michele Vice-Maslin), Broken Glass (Buckcherry)
Andrew Airlie and Donovan Stinson are credited but don't appear.
Andi: And that winner is… Les Nessman. Referencing the TV series WKRP in Cincinnati (1978-82). Richard Sanders played Les Nessman, an older newscaster obsessed with farm reports and his Silver Sow awards, and always had a band-aid somewhere on his body.
Devil: Eye of the tiger, Sammy. Eye of the tiger. Referencing the song
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