Reba Season 2 Episode 18

Van: This will require a lot of thought, Cheyenne, and you know how I hate thinking!

Van: That's what parents do! They get in the way of their child's happiness. That way they have someone to blame their problems on!

Reba: There's no chance of that happening! Not even if hell froze over, thawed, froze over again, thawed, froze over..

Reba: (Jake opens the door and sees Barbra Jean) Nope, she's no present. She's actually more like junk mail.

Reba: I'm sorry, my house is a mess, I didn't do my hair, and I've been wearing this robe for over a month.
Grammy Liz: Only you can pull it off! Come here and give me a hug.

Jake: Do I have to wear it?
Grammy Liz: Only when I'm in town.
Jake: OK, but I'm not calling it a dickey.

Grammy: This place has too much drama.

Brock: She treats me like I'm five. I'm not five. I'm way more than five.

Brock: My mother... God bless her soul.

Van: Cheyenne, you can't rub a guy's head and talk about his dad.

Grammy: Don't you think it's a mistake for Brock to marry Barbra Jim?

Grammy: And that's why he was stolen by Barbra Ella.

Reba: What's your game old lady?

Kyra: Thanks Grandma, I'll wear it to my bridge game on Thursday.

Grammy: I've always liked you!
Reba: You ran over my foot once!
Grammy: I was teasing.

Cheyenne: Well too bad mom, Jake likes Grammy, so you're going to have to be nice to her for him.
Reba: Are you kidding? She gave the boy a dickey. He's on my side.

Grammy: Are you through?
Reba: Are you mad?
Grammy: Yes.
Reba: Then I'm finished.

Grammy: And then there is you Barbra En.

Reba: She's found a way to be mean to you, and make it un-enjoyable for me. She is very good.

Barbra Jean: Say thank you Kyra.
Grammy: Now why would she do that Barbra Lin? I can see she hates it.

Barbra Jean: My house is a pig sty!
Grammy: Is she a well woman?

Jake: YAAY! Grandma's here, I get presents!
(Jake opens the door)
Barbra Jean: Hi Jakie!
Jake: Your not presents.
Reba: Yeah, your more like junk mail.

Reba: Because I value her opinion.
Barbra Jean: Really? Because you usually tell me to shut up.
Reba: Barbra Jean - shut up.

Van: (to Eliza, about Elizabeth) We named her after you - Eliza... Beth.

Kyra: (after Brock's mother gives her a pink sweater) What did I do to get punished?

Reba: I will not be the other woman to the other woman! That's just weird!

Brock: So you have been thinking that I have been, what, madly in love with you?
Reba: Nobody ever mentioned madly Brock, that never came up!
Brock: It will when I tell the story...