Reba Season 2 Episode 14

Barbra Jean: Yeah! I'm evil, I wanna be liked by children everywhere!

Reba: You have to pay it out of your babysitting money, I have to see who you call, and you cannot use it in the kitchen, outside, at school or upstairs.
Kyra: So, I can use it here, next to the phone.

Van: Cheyenne, I can be a pervert, I swear.

Van: It's brain food. (Kyra starts saying something) Don't make fun of me it's just an expression.

Reba: Kyra, why are you smiling, you never smile?

Reba: It's a good thing I don't have an accent, or she'd steal that too! She's stealing my identity.

Reba: It's my hair! The only thing different is that you are underneath it!

Barbra Jean: (to Reba about Kyra) Of course! Who could argue with that sweet child?

Barbra Jean: Do you think it is me?
Reba: NO! It's me!

Kyra: I had no part of it, sometimes, the magic just happens.

Van: I think you need to tell me what I need to say to get out of this.

Reba: Fine! YES! I am jealous of Barbra Jean! Is that what you wanted to hear Brock? (grabs a towel, puts soap on it, and wipes her tongue with it).

Kyra: Come on Jake, let's dye your hair red. Everybody is doing it.

Jake: (sees Barbra Jean and Reba) Wow! It's like mum (points at Reba) and Super Big Mum (points at Barbra Jean).

Cheyenne: Hey, Van. What are you doing?
Van: (Nervously) Nothing. Who's doing anything? Doing things is for jerks!

Barbra Jean: Well Brock, what do you think of my hair?
Brock: I don't know... the only time I've seen that hairstyle, it's been yelling at me...

Brock: Aren't you overreacting? She stole you from me, you didn't get half this mad!
Reba: I lived with you for twenty years. I shoulda sent the girl a basket of muffins!

Reba: There is one thing you can do.
Barbra Jean: Anything.
Reba: You could spend a little less time with Kyra.
Barbra Jean: Except that.
Reba: I knew it! You want her to like you!
Barbra Jean: Yes, I'm bad. I'm evil. I wanna be liked by children everywhere!

Barbra Jean: You know, if you did something to look like me, I'd consider it a compliment.
Reba: I'd consider it Halloween.

(After Brock and Jake come in and see Barbara Jean)
Jake: Cool. It's like mom and (Looking at Barbara Jean) super-sized mom.

(After Barbara Jean comes in with a new red hair do style)
Barbara Jean: What do you think? Is it me.
Reba: No, it's me.

Barbra Jean: i look like sasquash
Reba: THATS EXACTLY WHO YOU LOOK LIKE!

Kyra: I HATE IT HERE!!
Reba: ME TOO! Who should we call about that??

Brock: (rushes in) Reba I need your help with Barbara Jean!
Reba: No way Brock I have my own problems right now...
Brock: I need you to tell her she looks terrible!
Reba: Oh okay....I could use a pick me up!
Cheyenne: Mom, no! What ever happened to if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.
(Barbra Jean walks in a mess. Cheyenne stares at her, thinks for a minute about what she just said, and goes upstairs.)