NITPICK: In real life, a "zero tolerance" policy means just that: ZERO TOLERANCE. Kyra would've been expelled for fighting that girl, no exception to the rule for anybody.
Kyra: All the times you weren't hugging me. I actually like talking to you.
(Cheyenne goes forward to hug Kyra)
Kyra: All the times you WEREN'T hugging me!
(Barbra Jean and Cheyenne pretend to cry)
Reba: If it looks fake I'll make them stop (looks at Barbra Jean and Cheyenne) Stop it.
Cheyenne: So what did you like most about talking to me?
Kyra: All the words you mispronounced.
Kyra: (about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.
Kyra: I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in suprise)
Kyra: She called Cheyenne a slut ok! She called Cheyenne a slut so I punched her. (storms out of the living room)
Cheyenne: Wow! My pysco sister loves me!
Cheyenne: I was not a slut, I was a tease.
Brock: Cheyenne, if you were a tease, I wouldn't be a grandfather right now.
Cheyenne: it takes one to know one, except I'm not one, but if I was one then she would have to be one too
Reba (to Kyra): If you were a little bit older, I'd offer you a drink.
Cheyenne: So she didn't call me a slut?
Kyra: No, she called you s slut,a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
Cheyenne: You could have just said yes!
Barbra Jean: No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Brock: Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Reba: Except you were 34.
Brock: Kyra, when things get tough you have to stick with them.
(Reba gives him a look)
Brock: WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE!
Barbra Jean: Kyra, there are two ways you can deal with bullies: You can either hide in a bush till they forget about you, or you can buy them presents. Oh, that reminds me Reba, I picked you up something nice at the mall.
Reba: Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
Kyra: SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Cheyenne: Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
Reba: Did that seem weird to you?
Barbra Jean: Yeah, why?
Reba: Because Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Barbra Jean: Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
Reba: Oh honey, what's wrong?
Barbra Jean: I'll tell you what's wrong! She's sick, and it's Tuesday! The day I read to the blind kids! Who's gonna tell them I'm not there?
Barbara Jean: It's always the bullies, or the jocks, or preps. The nerds aren't all that friendly, either!
Reba (to Kyra, ignoring Barbra Jean): How long has this been going on?
Barbra Jean: My whole life!
Kyra: You know how it is, one minute we're standing around drinking, the next we're throwing punches.
Reba: Kyra, why would you hit someone?
Cheyenne: It's how she shows affection!
Kyra: Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Sesterská láska (Sister Love)
The scene in the season 4 and 5 theme song where Kyra says "Just one more punch" and gets yanked away is from this episode.
Title: Sister Act
This episode's title is the same as the two movies starring Whoopi Goldberg.