Barbra Jean Booker Hart
Dr. Brock Hart
When Reba tosses Kyra's backpack onto the coffee table as Kyra is coming downstairs, a clip or something flies off the backpack.
Reba: We know it's an unsupervised party, Kyra.
Kyra: Where did you hear that? Have you been following me?
Barbara Jean: No, we got it from your email.
Kyra: I'm with my friends, okay?
Brock: Friends or boys?
Kyra: What's the difference?
Barbara Jean: Oh, you don't know? (To Reba) It's okay, we got nothing to worry about.
Reba: I'd like think your wife is insane for climbing a tree in night vision goggles, but then I realize, she's my leader.
Reba: I spied on my kid today, Brock! I'm spying on her right now!
Brock: Not if she doesn't show up! Then you're just the creepy old lady watching teenagers party.
Reba: You need to know who they're with, where they're going for how long, and get a phone number! And a cell number in case they lie about the phone number!
Brock: Maybe we could just put a chip in her head and track her by satellite!
Reba: Well, if you weren't so cheap!
Reba: Night vision goggles?
Brock: Barbara Jean, we're in the suburbs. Not 'Nam.
Reba: You can't go peeping in people's windows!
Barbara Jean: I'll radio if I see anything. And don't worry, I'm not gonna do anything that looks suspicious. (Gets out of the car)
Brock: I can't believe this is happening.
Reba: Oh come on, Brock. You knew she was crazy when you married her.
Reba: It's an unsupervised party Brock!
Brock: That she may not be going to!
Reba: She's asking why I'm not responding. What do I say?
Barbara Jean: Don't say anything! She'll know you're not Kyra!
Reba: It's all caps! She's mad!
Brock: Turn it off! TIO! TIO!
Reba: What'd I do? Did I set off the alarm??
Barbara Jean: No, it's the instant message. It's like talking to someone over the phone, but less private and more difficult.
Reba: So you're not the least bit concerned Kyra just left my house wearing Cheyenne's sweater?
Brock: Hey I spent so much money on those clothes I hope Jake wears Cheyenne's sweater!
Van: Wow, Kyra's life as a movie. You know who I'd wanna play me?
Van: Densel Washington.
(Kyra walks upstairs)
Reba: (quietly) Oh Kyra, I'm gonna go through you're backpack. If it's okay, don't say anything.
Kyra: I know it's kind of dark out, but if you borrow Barbra Jean's spy goggles, you'll be able to see I'm not Cheyenne.
Reba: Well maybe we got confused because you're wearing her boy meeting sweater.
Kyra: So you guys really think I'm so stupid, I'd sneak off and have sex when I'm 14? And even if I did, why would I wear Cheyenne's sweater? For good luck?
Barbra Jean: Boop! You've got mail!
(opens Kyra's laptop and makes poses)
Reba: (to Brock) Boop! You've got a goof-ball!
Reba: I Don't Want Your Parenting Advise, Barbra Jean.
Barbra Jean: Yes, you do. Because you know that I know things about Kyra that you wanna know. And you wanna know how I know them. And I'll let you know how I know them if you let me know...
Reba: OKAY, FINE!!! Tell me your secret. Tell me how you get my daughter to completely open up about every detail in her life.
Barbra Jean: I Spy On Her.
(Reba drops all she's holding and makes an extremely shocked face, while Barbra Jean jumps up and down with laughter)
Barbra Jean: You wanna know how I know who gave her that friendship necklace?
Reba: Yes! How do you get Kyra to tell you everything that goes on in her life, and I can't get one little conversation?!
Barbra Jean: I spy on her!
Van: Do you know what I think Mrs. H?
Reba: That you're not really Jimmy?
Cheyenne: You also always went through my pockets.
Reba: That's not spying, Cheyenne. It's called doing your laundry.
Cheyenne: Oh, well then I'll do your laundry and see how you like it!
Reba: Yeah, and do my ironing too. That'll show me!
Reba: I would never spy on one of my kids!
Cheyenne: You spied on me all the time!
Reba: No I didn't.
Cheyenne: Then how did you know I liked Jimmy?
Reba: Because you wrote his name all over your notebook!
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Reba špionkou (Reba, the Spy)
The scene that involved Brock, Reba, and Barbra Jean all reading Kyra's email, was not added to the script until the last minute.
The scene in the season 4 theme song where Barbra Jean motions towards the computer is from this episode.
This is the 50th episode of Reba!
Tittle: Spies Like Reba
From the 1985 movie: Spies Like Us.
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