Red Dwarf

Season 7 Episode 5

Blue

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 14, 1997 on BBC Two

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    • Rimmer Munchkin Song

      If you're in trouble, he will save the day,
      He's brave and he's fearless, come what may,
      Without him, the mission would go astray,

      He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
      Without him, life would be much grimmer,
      He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer,
      He will never need a Zimmer.

      He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
      More reliable than a garden Strimmer,
      He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
      He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

      Master of the wit and the repartee,
      His command of space directives is uncanny,
      How come he's such a genius?
      Don't ask me!

      Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
      He's also a fantastic swimmer,
      And if you play your cards right,
      then he just might come round for dinner.

      [Extended version only:]
      He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
      No rhymes left now apart from quimmer,
      We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer,
      Fade out you stupid plimmer...

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