Red Dwarf Season 8 Episode 4

Cassandra: You tried to cheat the future and failed, as I knew you would.
Rimmer: So what happens now? How... How do I die?
Cassandra: Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun.
Rimmer: shocked Can you just double-check that?
Cassandra: I've seen it, it's what happens. In the old laundry room.
Rimmer: So let me just repeat what I think you're saying... Arnold, that's *me*, and Kochanski, that's *the woman* - the really attractive one you saw earlier; me and her were in bed, giving it rizz, when Lister, that's the short, dumpy one with the stupid haircut, walks in and shoots me through the head while I'm making love with Kochanski?
Cassandra: That is what is going to happen.
Rimmer: Fantastic!!